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  • Random Writing – Server Down: Dark Age of Google

    Posted on December 8th, 2008 Dan Hughes 1 comment

    As Twas in dark ages, the world was silent, each ear turned in time from whence the music of speech last echoed.  As the sun sets, shedding its light into the thousands of bright points in the night sky, so did the world of LOLs decrescendo into darkness. 

    It was thence that Lone descended onto the muted earth, and sang, his voice a beacon drawing the confused tweeters into a state of soothe.  "Dost not," he intoned, "to be afraid of the silence, also mean to be afraid of the sound between notes?"

    "Fear not, my virtual brethren, for I shall give voice to the endpoints of silence, so that thou may resound in kind, making the darkness, once again, only necessary to perceive the beauty of our world."  And then, as if by Decree, Google got their shit in gear, and the peasants rejoiced.

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