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  • The Adventures of Edwin and Daniel, Vol 1.

    Posted on November 13th, 2008 Dan Hughes 2 comments

    My twitter update: everytime i go to the bathroom now, i’m gonna tell people i’m going to go make airplanes.

    Daniel:  whew.  good airplane.
    Edwin:  i flushed mine
    Daniel:  mine was a bomber.


    After attempting to explain GPS on the iPhone:

    Daniel:  i want the last 5 minutes of my life back
    Edwin:  the circle (when OUTSIDE the building) turns into a dot with your exact location
    Daniel:  yeah, sure
    Daniel:  like it knows if its inside

    Edwin:  THATS WHAT SHE SAID
    Daniel:  you f*ckr
    Daniel:  F*CK
    Daniel:  that was good
    Edwin:  that’s what she said
    Daniel:  I hate you forever

    Discussing the iPhone’s one button:

    Daniel:  i can’t find that button
    Daniel:  must be on your iphone
    Edwin:  you mean the ONE button
    Edwin:  to rule them all
    Daniel:  yeah, since its everything
    Edwin:  REESC
    Daniel:  its the ANY key
    Daniel:  the ONLY key
    Edwin:  the every key
    Daniel:  "Please press only key to continue"
    Edwin:  press the key
    Daniel:  i would confuse people
    Daniel:  "Please press the top button to continue"
    Daniel:  "The left button"
    Daniel:  "the right button"
    Edwin:  the middle?
    Daniel:  "The other button"
    Daniel:  nah, just to make them look for another one
    Daniel:  or make up stupid rules to confuse people
    Daniel:  "Your password on the iphone must contain a Function Key."
    Edwin:  can you press the button upwards please
    Edwin:  thanks
    Daniel:  LOL
    Daniel:  "Please press the button with your third finger."
    Daniel:  "No, your THIRD."
    Edwin:  that’s what she said
    Daniel: *goes to blog*

     

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